Putting Down Roots


things you should buy
December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

Today, I finished helping Judy, a powerhouse of an 88 year old, move into her apartment on the north side of town. She had Fox News on when I showed up, and kept it going the whole afternoon. And so I offer to you a list of

Things People Watching Daytime Television Might Be Interested In, According to the Advertisements:
-gold
-a Bon Jovi restrospective album collection
-lawsuits regarding diabetes medication
-Snuggies
-Medicare
-Snuggies for dogs
-lawsuits regarding asbestos
-lawsuits regarding heart medication
-“hoodie-footie” PJs: full length fleecy pajamas with–you guessed it–footies and a hoodie
-the US postal system
-the Bible

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